I got my first jab last week. There has been a lot of hesitancy about the AstraZeneca vaccine, and the EXTREMELY SLIGHT risk of blood clots.
So I took it upon myself to track the side effects I experience. For the general public’s awareness, you understand.
I received my first AZ jab the morning of 15 July. My side effects follow.
Full disclosure, the belly fat did not disappear.
Okay…
It’s been 10 hours since the shot.
My elbows are getting furry and my eyes are ringing.
On the plus side, I can see through concrete and I feel no pain.
Everything smells like maple syrup.
Including my raging flatulence.
Let’s see what tomorrow brings.
— Tony McFadden writes words. Usually. (@Tony_McFadden) July 15, 2021
And I can’t say with absolute confidence that the AZ jab had anything to do with the flatulence.
Fluoro-luminescent blue urine. And I can hover roughly 7 cm above the ground.
— Tony McFadden writes words. Usually. (@Tony_McFadden) July 16, 2021
(I wasn’t hovering — I was taller, but my head wasn’t informed. Easy mistake)
– Height back to normal. – Toes sorted out. – I’ve resigned myself to daily elbow shaves.
– My eyes have turned a brilliant chartreuse. I don’t care for this.
– I’m still seeing triple, but that may be the whiskey.
— Tony McFadden writes words. Usually. (@Tony_McFadden) July 16, 2021
Full disclosure — it was the whiskey.
It’s been 48 hours since I was jabbed:
– I can no longer fly (a sudden, surprising and very painful development) – everything tastes like peanut butter, and that shitty organic, no additives peanut butter. – my urine has reverted to its normal colour, but my mucus is now cyan.
— Tony McFadden writes words. Usually. (@Tony_McFadden) July 17, 2021
Things (and by thing, I mean my thing) are back to norman-ish
– Five toes per foot. Again. – FINALLY was able to take a piss – Eyes back to a dull blue.
I still have furry elbows and my mucus is turning orange, but everything else is cool.
GET VACCINATED.
— Tony McFadden writes words. Usually. (@Tony_McFadden) July 18, 2021
Get vaccinated, people. It’s painless (literally — I didn’t know I had the jab until the doc told me. Amy, the same.)
Nick Harding is an idealistic Private Investigator, trying to eke out a living after a spectacularly boring career in the Financial Crimes Division of the Australian Federal Police.
The very recent widow of the billionaire founder of Dvorak Kars — the first and only manufacturer of Electric Vehicles in Australia — hires him to uncover the fraud costing what is now her company upward of $5 million a month over the past year.
Nick reluctantly takes the case — we all have bills to pay — and quickly realises the beatings, excessive running and burning cars are barely compensated by the healthy day rate, and the opportunity to drive one of Dvorak’s sweet, sweet convertibles.
With suspects to spare — the new widow, the head of security, the company’s CFO — will he figure out how millions are disappearing before he runs out of time?